Alan

First of all I would like to say hello and thank you for having a look at my profile, well this is the hard part as I've got to try and sell myself so here goes, my name is Alan I'm 32 I have a head, two eyes and ears I'm in good condition no previous owners, excellent mileage and also come with a slightly warped sense of humour as you can tell which I must say comes in handy from time to time :-) to describe my personality I'd say I have a tough exterior and can be quite and shy at times but really I love being affectionate so once you get to know me expect lots of hugs and kisses, however there is a strange side to my personality as I have a warped sense of humour not warped as in I would set alight to your car and think it was hilariously funny but more kind of id make my own words up to a song on the radio type warped, what's that I hear you say.... Oh! dear he's a loony, but on a serious note I am on here to hopefully find someone I can give my love to, I don't believe in the "perfect woman" as that's just a load of old fairy tales, but I do believe in compatibility, Oh suppose now I've got to tell you about my hobbies and stuff.... Oh alright then, I'm a bit picky when it comes to music I like allsorts really it's the same for films,my other hobby is keep fit if it could be called a hobby I have a static bike and weight set at home I try and use them as much as I can having said that I'm not really a sporty person and that goes for watching it I can't stand football I'd rather stick pins in my eye lids than watch it lol, I love animals I must admit I do have a soft spot for dogs, I have none of my own but on occasion look after family pets hence the photos at the side, sorry I look a bit moody in some of them I'm not very photogenic but I do smile honest. If I'm not the fella your looking for then I hope you find him soon